Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Today's Rant-Sex in a public place May 19, 2009

So, while I was earning my living today, actually between "livings" I was killing some time in a parking lot. This parking lot is part of the public access for a lake on the edge this metropolitan area. A silver SUV (actually all SUVs are either silver or black) pulls in many parking place from where I was . The driver moves his seat all the way back and reclines the seat all the way. The young woman (now I am sure she was a woman but am not sure about the age but young is always assumed, right...but I digress) then bends over the man slight below where I imagine his waist was. Her head then moves up and down. Now, I quickly looked away.

Why am I ranting about this? Public sex is OK in the "city" but not in the exurbs. I mean, you move to those awful place so you won't see public displays of sexual behavior. I mean, suppose I lived out there...heart palpitations, or certainly a cerebral vascular accident waiting to happen!

The blank space above is for you to visualize the scene as described by this observer. Now I know that many of you would say I could find such images on something called the Web...by using something called Google?

But I wouldn't know

Definitions of rant:

  • harangue: a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion
  • talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner
  • bombast: pompous or pretentious talk or writing

3 comments:

adifferentvoice said...
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adifferentvoice said...

This is one of your most excellent posts yet.

Dakoty said...

Ah shucks mam...color me seriously surprised...

 
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